Eggs and Speed

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This is a tale about a couple of Scottish guys who camped next to us at Bloodstock 2011, they were completely awesome in that they never seemed to sleep the whole time, were high on speed constantly and had a jar of boiled eggs which they ATE, despite the fact they smelled of baby shit.


Two Glaswegians, in a one man tent
Jar of eggs, and a bag of speed
Accent thick, it's too Scottish to tell
Speaking at one decibel

No thank you, I don't want an egg
They smell like fucking death

It's ok I don't want your speed
I just want to go to sleep

Early morning, a plume of smoke arises
Like an mushroom cloud
Who the fuck has a bong at 5 am, just after waking up?

Father/son? I couldn't say?
All I'm sure of is - they're not gay
Threatening demeanour
But it's just because they're Glaswegians

Why do I feel so unsafe?
Where my pants to bed, just in case...


from Grind Over Matter, released January 1, 2012



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